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Flotsam hunts ducks by ~eatyouroates:iconeatyouroates:



Flotsam hunts ducks and
Flotsam gets down from time to time
Flotsam doesn’t even get any internal pleasure from hunting ducks
Although he brings them home to his family and slams them down on the table
It is something that just can’t be appreciated.
Wife just angers at the thought of feathers tarnishing the pristine condition of her home.
Wife also critiques the condition of Flotsam’s work as she finds the marsh
Just a little dirty.
And “Dirt just simply cannot ruin my carpet!”
Flotsam throws his derelict sack over his shoulder and trudges down a beaten path
With every step echoing the bruised feet that have trampled it in previous light.
Flotsam is externally pleasured.
©2008-2009 ~eatyouroates
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I feel sorry for Flotsam and his obligation to please.
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haha. I like this. It's..interesting.

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Thankyou :) I was bored and my friend said, "Write something on someone called Flotsam who hunts ducks."
This is what was produced in five minutes.

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